The last grand communist conspiracy

I have watched documentaries about several communist conspiracies on Nat Geo and History and have always been amazed by their audacity. Now I think I know what the last grand communist scheme was before the Iron curtain fell. It was a brilliant scheme to enslave all the men in the west using their two principal weaknesses - women and sports.

The choice of the sport was brilliant too - Tennis, probably the one popular sport where women are as respected as men. Also a sport where the women's tennis skills is just one of the many interesting things on show .

How else can you explain the non-stop flow of stunning women who also wield a mean racquet from the ex-communist assembly line?

Anna Kournikova
Anastasia Myskina
Maria Sharapova
Elena dementieva
Svetlana Kuznetsova
and the latest Nicole Vaidisova