Funny

Found at the end of the credits of Hot Shots Part 1,
"if you had left when the credits began you would have been home by now!"

The second one I had come across a while back and forgotten.I saw it today when I was browsing through Confused's blog.

The day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, a female news anchor in michigan apparently turned to the weatherman and asked, “So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?”