Beer Banter
Wednesday night last week, in a bar with a friend...
Waiter (to friend): Can I get you another beer, sir? Another 'Flying dog in-heat wheat' maybe?
Friend: Hhmm no. Maybe I will try something domestic
Waiter: How about a Stella, Budweiser or.....
Me: (As always, I have to correct him) err.. Stella is not exactly a domestic beer..
Waiter: Sir....If you were in Belgium it would be a domestic beer, but here maybe it is not...
Waiter (to friend): Can I get you another beer, sir? Another 'Flying dog in-heat wheat' maybe?
Friend: Hhmm no. Maybe I will try something domestic
Waiter: How about a Stella, Budweiser or.....
Me: (As always, I have to correct him) err.. Stella is not exactly a domestic beer..
Waiter: Sir....If you were in Belgium it would be a domestic beer, but here maybe it is not...
Labels: Beer
1 Comments:
We'll drink it all
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or Anyone
If I had beer
If I just had beer
Would you just bear with me and forget the breath
I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel
Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough
If I had beer
If I just had beer
Would you just bear with me and forget the breath
Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a bottle that's bursting with bubbles
Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads
I need your grace
To remind me
To fill my own
If I had beer
If I just had beer
Would you just bear with me and forget the breath
Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a bottle that's bursting with bubbles
All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect presence, they're all I can see
If I had beer
If I just had beer
Would you just bear with me and forget the breath
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