Beer Banter

Wednesday night last week, in a bar with a friend...

Waiter (to friend): Can I get you another beer, sir? Another 'Flying dog in-heat wheat' maybe?
Friend: Hhmm no. Maybe I will try something domestic
Waiter: How about a Stella, Budweiser or.....
Me: (As always, I have to correct him) err.. Stella is not exactly a domestic beer..
Waiter: Sir....If you were in Belgium it would be a domestic beer, but here maybe it is not...